When indy clowns can knock you down
It's probably nothing
But when the No Lollerskating writing
In tubular lighting knocks you out
Way to snowball, way to discover
It's hard to get up a facade
And get phenomenal grades
Dedication, no doubt
Eamon knows he won't stick it out
Way to formulate escape commands
To places nobody understands

When my Michelle blows up your cell
It's usually nothing
But when the dick ornaments are lining up
Begging and whining for the Big Eam
Way to snowball, way to discover
They'll only get off the phone
And get down on their face
Adoration, no doubt
Eamon knows these hoes give it out
Way to formulate escape commands
To places nobody understands

To dream of Liz Phair in a bikini
And wearing a beanie, talking insane
Hallucination, no doubt
Eamon knows he goes in and out
Way to formulate escape commands
To places nobody understands